boat show seminars

We love the Seattle Boat Show. We went this year about 5 different days. Every time we go we're always interested in what seminars they offer. The seminars are usually fun, sometimes informative but always designed to part you and your boat bucks. They usually offer up a docket like so:

• 8:00 - 9:00 Living the Dream - You Too Can Own A Boat!


• 9:00 - 10:00 Choosing The Right Blue Blazer For YOUR Yacht Club


• 10:00 - 11:00 Wines, How To Select Them For Your Vessel


• 11:00 - 12:00 You Need A Bigger Boat


• 1:00 - 2:00 Mai Tai Recipes

After our short life aboard, we'd like to offer up boat show seminars that would be well and truly useful to those who are going to live aboard.

• 7:00 - 8:00 Leatherman: Useful Multi-Tool or Satan's Purveyor of Blood Blisters?


• 8:00 - 9:00 Replace Your Own Batteries I: How To Treat The Ensuing Hernia


• 9:00 - 10:00 Replace Your Own Batteries II: Turn A Metal Wrench Into Magical Fireworks!


• 10:00 - 11:00 Boat Project Complexity


• 11:00 - 12:00 What To Do When The Turd Won't Go Down The Bowl


• 1:00 - 2:00 Seasickness Medications Taken Orally: A Writer's Treatise on Irony


• 2:00 - 3:00 Avoiding PTSD At The Pumpout Dock


• 3:00 - 4:00 Easily Repair Your Inverter by Stephen Hawking